A fifth of people watch porn during working day

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A fifth of people watch porn during working day - Feddit UK

> One in five of millions of people watch pornography during the working day, according to the UK’s media watchdog. > > The Ofcom study revealed that 21 per cent of 13.8 million people watch online pornography between 9am and 5.30pm for an average of 55 minutes. > > The regulator said it was unclear whether this was because of more people working from home as there were not previous figures to compare with. > > Adults only spent more time watching pornography between midnight and 9am, with 59 minutes on average, according to the study. Seventy-three per cent of those doing so were men.

Who watches porn for an hour?
You guys waiting for a plot twist?
The average is actually a few minutes, but the average is skewed by long-jack John, who takes a month to finish and should not be counted

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

LONG JACK JOHN HAD A MIGHTY LONG FAP

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

A WHOLE MONTH OR MORE TIL THERE’S ROPES IN HIS LAP

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AN EXTENDED VACATION IN SELF-ABUSE LAND

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

ALL US SHORT JACKERS ARE STANDING IN AWE

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AS A PILE OF JOHN’S BABIES MAKE A MESS IN HIS PAW

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

Well there’s your problem, John. You gotta get some proper lube and you’ll be bustin’ nuts in no time!