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A fifth of people watch porn during working day

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A fifth of people watch porn during working day - Feddit UK

> One in five of millions of people watch pornography during the working day, according to the UK’s media watchdog. > > The Ofcom study revealed that 21 per cent of 13.8 million people watch online pornography between 9am and 5.30pm for an average of 55 minutes. > > The regulator said it was unclear whether this was because of more people working from home as there were not previous figures to compare with. > > Adults only spent more time watching pornography between midnight and 9am, with 59 minutes on average, according to the study. Seventy-three per cent of those doing so were men.

Nov 28, 2023 at 3:04pmWeb
Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 28, 2023
People must have a lot of… time on their hands.
Show threadHossenfefferNov 28, 2023
… a lot of something on their hands, anyway.
Show threaddrolexNov 28, 2023
55 minutes??? People DO watch it for the plot
Show threadThemadwizardspeaksNov 28, 2023
Or two sittings? Combining to that average…
Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 28, 2023
Two sittings? Boaster!
Show threadThemadwizardspeaksNov 28, 2023
Got to get that first thing in the morning nut, then there’s the lunch time pick me up…
Show threadHossenfefferNov 28, 2023
11 times a day? Ooof.
Show threadAlien Nathan EdwardNov 29, 2023
55 times a day?!
Show threadNIBNov 29, 2023
It’s called edging and it’s art.
Show threadTischkanteNov 28, 2023

That data would be interesting to check, somehow I doubt the 50+ minutes makes sense. Maybe a median would be better.

Also writing “during the working day” as if everyone works at the same time on all days of the year…

Show threadInfynisNov 28, 2023
I’d be very interested to see this divided by the type of work people are doing. I bet people with more private workspaces, like people working from home, and executives, probably contribute to this statistic much more than people stuck in open plan offices.
Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 28, 2023
A friend of mine keeps getting told off by his headmaster, now I know why.
Show threadDeadWorldNov 28, 2023
What else am i supposed to do at work?
Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 28, 2023
Drive the bus properly?
Show threadDeadWorldNov 28, 2023
Im keeping rhythm. If you dont like it take the train
Show threadSemi-Hemi-DemigodNov 28, 2023
Mitchell & Webb predicted this
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Working from home

YouTube
Show threadChrisNov 29, 2023
Was going to post this!
Show threadalienanimalsNov 28, 2023
With a little more surveillance we could figure out if they’ve purchased their porn watching license or not.
Show threadbingbongNov 28, 2023
Oi! D’you 'ave a loicense to choke that chicken?!
Show threadJokeDeityNov 28, 2023
Talk about an absolutely worthless study that means nothing at all.
Show threadKISSmyOSNov 28, 2023
Who watches porn for an hour?
You guys waiting for a plot twist?
Show threadKSP AtlasNov 28, 2023
The average is actually a few minutes, but the average is skewed by long-jack John, who takes a month to finish and should not be counted
Show threadLUHGNov 28, 2023
I think the edgers are bringing it up.
Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 28, 2023
They always do it don’t depending on how you look at it, which you shouldn’t be.
Show threadjballsNov 28, 2023
“long-jack John” lmao
Show threadAlien Nathan EdwardNov 29, 2023

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

LONG JACK JOHN HAD A MIGHTY LONG FAP

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

A WHOLE MONTH OR MORE TIL THERE’S ROPES IN HIS LAP

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AN EXTENDED VACATION IN SELF-ABUSE LAND

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

ALL US SHORT JACKERS ARE STANDING IN AWE

HEY LONG JACK JOHN

WOAH LONG JACK JOHN

AS A PILE OF JOHN’S BABIES MAKE A MESS IN HIS PAW

AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN

Show threadjballsNov 29, 2023

FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND

Well there’s your problem, John. You gotta get some proper lube and you’ll be bustin’ nuts in no time!

Show threadDudewitbowNov 28, 2023
Nothing beats the classic
Best Porn Plot Twist Ever

YouTube
Show threadMojojojo1993Nov 28, 2023
I do. I must fuck the average. Hours. But it’s edging
Show threadAlien Nathan EdwardNov 29, 2023
one of these days he’s bound to fix the cable
Show threadKSP AtlasNov 28, 2023
Truly an important use of surveillance
Show threadTinklesMcPooNov 28, 2023
We should… We should be able to watch a little porn at work
Show threadknightryNov 28, 2023
I’m not in trouble at all!
Show threadNickwithaCNov 29, 2023
As a treat.
Show threadalekwithakNov 28, 2023

Between the /normal/ working hours of 9-5. NOT during their actual workday, as in they didn’t correlate the results with the user’s actual work schedule.

Pretty disingenuous title.

Show threadHipPriestNov 28, 2023
Reminded me of this Big Train sketch
Big Train - Work Place W@nking

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Show threadᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝Nov 29, 2023
I was just thinking about that one!!
Show threadperviouslyinerNov 29, 2023

For anyone wanting more context than the telegraph headline:

Show threadzero_spelled_with_an_ecksNov 29, 2023