The Cybertruck’s steel is made in “coils that resemble giant rolls of toilet paper,”

All steel is shipped from the stewl mill in coils just like that.

There’s a lot of legitimate things to criticize, why make stupid comparisons like this?

Other manufacturers of all manner of stainless products seem to have figured out a solution to the problem.

Two design choices together probably make the problem multiplicatively worse:

Flat panels are not anywhere as stiff as curved panels.

Mechanical parameters of the stainless alloy they’re using (eg it might retain the coiled shape more than some other plain steel alloys).

I can’t get over the flatness… those panels surely rattle too? Or do they void-fill the doors and body with something?