In my headcanon, the porcine butcher in this children's book specialises in long pork. Either that, or he's a cannibal.

@cstross Butcher, baker, ransomware maker...  

Credit: @rubenbolling for Tom The Dancing Bug's take on Busy Town 🙏

@m @cstross @rubenbolling surely the ransomwarer with a pirate hat and hook on a laptop... would be a pirater?  

love this though!

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