Mastodawn

we don't really have green parties on the populist right side of the political spectrum, but I wonder what that would look like..?

- "we're closing off the natural gas lines to homes in 3 years. you deal with it in time mf'ers!"

- "electric cars are allowed 180km/h on the highways!"

- "solar powered tanks to patrol our boarders!"

- "We can offset our carbon emissions - by nuking all of [rival country]'s cities"

- "Lower taxes by taking the money we spend on social security and instead turn the poor into fertiliser for new forests"

- "A rifle for every child, and a weekly supply of eco-friendly lead-free bullets"