Hylke Bons 🥜

we don't really have green parties on the populist right side of the political spectrum, but I wonder what that would look like..?

- "we're closing off the natural gas lines to homes in 3 years. you deal with it in time mf'ers!"

- "electric cars are allowed 180km/h on the highways!"

- "solar powered tanks to patrol our boarders!"

Nov 21, 2023 at 8:23pmWeb
Show threadAndreas NilssonNov 21, 2023
@hbons Pretty sure number 3, or something very close to it, is an actual US army project.
Show threadGarrett LeSageNov 21, 2023

@andreasn @hbons NATO dude wants it.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/nato-chief-military-tanks-solar-panels

NATO Chief Wants Military Tanks to Have Solar Panels

Okay, but what if they get shot?

Futurism
Show threadHylke Bons 🥜Nov 21, 2023
@garrett @andreasn I'm sure a couple 100 watt panels will make a huge difference on a several 100k W engine...
Show threadGarrett LeSageNov 21, 2023
@hbons @andreasn Something absurd like this?
Show threadHylke Bons 🥜Nov 21, 2023
@garrett @andreasn the second is not so different to what Russia does to their tanks to prevent drone attacks...
Show threadvoxelNov 21, 2023

@hbons

- "We can offset our carbon emissions - by nuking all of [rival country]'s cities"

- "Lower taxes by taking the money we spend on social security and instead turn the poor into fertiliser for new forests"

- "A rifle for every child, and a weekly supply of eco-friendly lead-free bullets"