Meanwhile over on tumblr they have raised the "bad hot take" to an art form.

(eh. I think he could pull it off, maybe with some matte finish contacts to deaden the eyes... and some padding... Page's eyes are too warm and human. )

@futurebird Eliot is too handsome for Elon!

@Lazarou

I would be played by Janelle Monet, for example.

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Here me out... Janelle Monet is a math and CS nerd obsessed with ants and uncovers a plot to destroy the reputation of public transit and prevent the construction of high speed trains in the US, together with the ants, math, and more nerds she saves the trains.

It's a movie everyone can relate to isn't it? Really what we've all been waiting for. I don't know why they haven't made it yet.

@futurebird @Lazarou I have done a fair amount of my work planning some train lines while listening to ArchAndroid in album order.
@futurebird @Lazarou she could definitely pull that character off.
@futurebird @Lazarou The Terraformers, with more ants. I would watch the heck out of this movie.
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I would be played by a slightly younger Matt Frewer.
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