You get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for?

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You get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for? - Lemmy.World

I wish I had a turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With lettuce, and mustard.
The turkey’s a little dry?
THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY!? OH FOUL THE CURSED THING. WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE?