Oh. Looks like the magnetic Monster was a weird on? Hmm possible disappointing but funny. Maybe I'll watch it before i fall asleep.
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Welcome to Ivan's Tour of the Magnetic Monster!
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We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
A-Men? Is this the pilot of a science investigation series? Ultraman without Ultraman.
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"Our Earth..."
Yes yes.
"Is a planet."
OMG!! 🤯
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The dial goes up! This is... concerning?
Wave at the sine wave.
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Clocks are wrong! Wait is this an educational short? Instead fo Coily the spring sprite we are getting Magne the electromagnet sprite?
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Magnetic parlor tricks. Just throwing tacks all around.
Radiation! Scientists in action! Phone calls!
Shoot to kill? What? The ceiling?
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Oh no! The radiation killing Thing! I hope cousin It and Lurch are okay.
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The monster of this movie is a particle? Or is it a wave?
This is more atomic science than I would expect out of a 50s monster movie.
THE ELECTRONIC BRAIN! ⚡ 🧠 ⚡
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The Maniac is playing Centipede. or maybe Asteroids.
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Of course! The Airline Insurance Machine! That's just the lead we need... The what? Man the past was a foreign nation.
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"What does he mean engines might quit?"
Little engine that could, "This is my time! SPUTTER SPUTTER!"
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A soliloquy of mad science from an old atomic researcher. RIP Dr WIly.
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"Cause of death... The Element was hungry."
You are trying your best Joe Friday impression, but I don't think that's gonna cut it on a death report my dude.
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"... our next step was to consult the Maniac..."
A perfectly normal sentence to say in a movie about an unstable atomic element.
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So when do they shoot this thing into space? That seems to be the obvious solution to stop a thing that keeps absorbing mass and/or energy to keep getting bigger or it throws an implosive hissy fit.
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Nova Scotia! ROAD TRIP!
Is this movie gonna count as CanCon?
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Can't make a rocket big enough my ass. I've seen the end of the first Gamera movie. You can make a rocket big enough.
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Everyone in Nova Scotia has nice Dick Tracy trenchcoat and hat combos.
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Cool little magnetic train car thing.
And now we are in some big budget German film. That seems to be a recurring theme for Monsterdon.
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The big iron cross on the control board attached to a large DANGER sign is concerning...
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Iron cross to maximum power! The full might of german stage direction and special effects from (oh my between the wars) is on display.
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That's a fuck off into the ocean big explosion.
I guess he's not buying that new house for $500 is he.
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Oh he was on the other side of the door. Hooray affordable housing.
Babies are good math?
Monsters are bad math?
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