A_Random_IdiotYou get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for?
keyMastery over life and death
The ability to change all aspects of myself at will
Ownership of a well-organized collection of infinite-lifespan SSDs (100TB each) collectively containing English translations of all encyclopedias that have or will ever exist, human or otherwise, including full version history. And the proper facility for storing such.