Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

https://lemmy.world/post/8443030

Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos? - Lemmy.World

Apparently apple joined the fediverse the other day based on my feed, I don’t see anyone slighting them.
what?
there’s a popular free image editing program called GIMP (judging by the post id assume it’s probably also open-source). Anyways, if you Google “GIMP” you’ll probably see a lot of pictures of leather.
Ah, yeah. The image had me thinking there was some other meaning for FOSS I didn’t know about.
Why would I see leather when googling GIMP? I only associate gimp with the FOSS GNU Image Manipulation Progrsm

From Wikipedia:

“A bondage suit, also commonly called a gimp suit, is a form-fitting garment designed to cover the body completely […] A bondage suit is sometimes used in BDSM to objectify the wearer, or gimp, and reduce them to the status of a sexual toy, rather than a sexual partner.”

Kagi still put gimp.org as a search result for “gimp suit”.

But I’m very surprised I didn’t know this meaning of gimp, thanks!

Pulp Fiction - Bring Out The Gimp | Rescuing Marsellus Wallace Scene (1080p)

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Wait until OP learns about LaTeX.
searching latex on a safe-search-off computer was always a ride.

Some interesting LATEX-related searches:

  • latex wrap
  • latex confine to table
  • latex change orientation

I love ambigiously psychopathic search queries!

“crashed but children didn’t die, how do I kill children”

“how to bash”

yup. my HS professor did that when he tried to show us how to install it xD
It’s a mother. fucking. chi!
I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

My favorite kind of jokes are the ones that take me a few seconds to figure out. Bravo, OP.

Ididnn’d get it…?
GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) = FOSS Photoshop alternative
I KNOW GIMP AND I LOVE IT. Didn’t know what gimp suit was lol
I knew what a gimp suit was, I just learned theres a software called gimp. Takes all kinds
I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section
I knew FOSS and GIMP software but not gimp suit
There’s a photo editing software called gimp that is FOSS. Google gimp suits for more info.
Is this best done on a work computer in the office as the boss is roaming about?

I’d actually call them over before searching.

Go on the journey of learning together, I’m sure they’d appreciate it :)

Zentai but spicy
Zentai - Wikipedia

When the tittle is better than the meme.
I floss on Saturday
One day ought to do it! Well done.

Affinity > all photoshop alternatives

Sorry

How does it compare to PS? After becoming comfortable in PS, I find the work flow in anything else cumbersome and hard to adjust to.

Very rarely do I need to google how to do something

It’s about as close to photoshop as you can legally make a paid photoshop clone

Photopea | Online Photo Editor

Photopea Online Photo Editor lets you edit photos, apply effects, filters, add text, crop or resize pictures. Do Online Photo Editing in your browser for free!

I just checked this out. Seems great, but I was bummed to see they only support iOS, and not Android. Any idea if they plan to extend to Android?
I doubt it happens. They also don’t support linux.
They’ll never support other platforms. Imagine being forced to purchase a whole system to use a single application.
Imagine thinking you’re being forced
How would you describe it?

If they want to use the application … they are forced to purchase a whole system.

Not so difficult to understand.

Or is there any other way to use the application?

Lol, you’re not being FORCED to do anything dude. No one here is FORCING you to use it. Not so difficult to understand.

Also, you can run it on Linux using WINE

Your use of > rather than ≥ correctly indicates that Affinity is not a Photoshop alternative at all (going by other comments about how it’s not even available on Linux).
Isn’t Affinity more an Illustrator alternative since it’s vector?
Just like Photoshop it has multiple softwares, Affinity is the brand name. It has a rastor program and and vector program, as well as a third software I think is like light room
Affinity Designer is an Illustrator alternative, Affinity Photo is their Photoshop competitor and Affinity Publisher is an InDesign clone. The company that makes the Affinity products is called Serif. Hope this helps to clarify.
What is FOSS? I’m seriously asking

Free and Open Source Software

(free as in freedom)

Sorry, but is free as in beer. As the word FLOSS exist: Free, Libre and Open Source Software.

Libre just translates to free.

So that term is redundant.

Incorrect. Something can be free (as in free beer) without being libre (free as in freedom) and something can be libre without being free.

Bro wants to fact-check me on my own language lmao.

Libre means free as in freedom.

Free and open source software is a way of life. All hail the Richard Stallman.
What is Free Software? - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation

Since 1983, developing the free Unix style operating system GNU, so that computer users can have the freedom to share and improve the software they use.

Definitely read this as floss.

even better!

  • Free
  • Libre
  • Open
  • Source
  • Software
Seems redundant
I guess GLOSS (Gratis Libre Open-Source Software) would be better
It emphasizes that free refers to freedom, not price.
i thought it was licensed

F.L.O.S.S.

Nice try, Dentist.