#DexterFishpaw has a habit of pressing into my jugular as he naps…

not sure whether he means to kill me for a pleasant surprise when he wakes — or to monitor my pulse to make sure i don't die while he sleeps…

😼 🤔 😻 😵‍💫

either way, it's concerning…

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@brentpruitt are claws deployed?
@cynthia1960 on occasions 😀 i have to stay on top of it! otherwise i'll be shredded by his biscuits
@brentpruitt It could be both. Like we hope TFG lives long enough to go to jail, he may be hoping you live long enough to allow him the pleasure of murdering you.
@brentpruitt It might be both. Happy Caturday 🙈