@js "I don't get fashion" sir you can tell Caterpillar yellow from DeWalt yellow from the far side of the job site and you have opinions about them, please get yourself a fitted shirt, try on something purple, ease into it. "I can't really do math" my girl you bake and you have strong opinions about tile floors, that is the starter kit right there, please go play with some prime numbers and graph paper, see how it feels. "I don't get computers" ma'am if you knit, you're already overqualified.

@mhoye @js A friend who is an engineer and worked on a team that designed the weapons system for a US Navy destroyer once told me she can't cook.

Seriously.

OK, pretend those chicken breasts are torpedoes and the recipe is a blueprint, then go make chicken parm.

Try not to blow up the kitchen.