I referred to sweet potato fries as “sweet potato shit sticks” at work today and that wasn't even the spiciest thing I said, by far.

Great day.

@rmondello well you’re obviously correct, they are shit sticks
@rmondello okay but what if you had seven of them
@shantini a bouquet of shit sticks
@rmondello @shantini I taught my compsci class team “frito-lay fuck” today.