Choose wisely! - Lemmy.World

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I’m going to take the free gravel and 7 inch teleportation. The gravel is a valuable commodity which can be sold. 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.

I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once

Just teleport 7 inches away, duh

That should be a safe distance

Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.