Choose wisely! - Lemmy.World

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I’m going to take the free gravel and 7 inch teleportation. The gravel is a valuable commodity which can be sold. 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.

But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.

I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once

Just teleport 7 inches away, duh

That should be a safe distance

Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
That’s how you lose your butt
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
This was my thought.

Ok wiseguy:

  • hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head
  • teleport 7 inches forward -“we can’t figure out what killed em!”
Can’t you just teleport again? They didn’t mention any cool down
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol