@lowqualityfacts That's when the optimum amount of plastic has leached into the water, perfectly steeped.

@lowqualityfacts if you get the 100% BPA free bottles, the water lasts a couple of years.

@lowqualityfacts But it lasts longer than if the same water was put in plastic milk bottles. Milk bottles only work for a couple of weeks. Compare the expiration dates for yourself.

@lowqualityfacts When water in water bottle rots it turns into oil.

@lowqualityfacts I use this to my advantage. I let the water rot until it turns into delicious tequila! It takes several hundred years, but it is worth it.

@lowqualityfacts so we just shake the bottle 😎

@lowqualityfacts it turns into the black goo, as shown in Prometheus by National Geographic

@lowqualityfacts That’s what “natural causes” death means.

@lowqualityfacts realistically, now it could be the time before the water absorbs enough plastic to taste funny,.... 😂