StrikerJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.
MrFappyHe could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.
Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.
He’s been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.
At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.
norbertI'm sure if you have more money than God you can get the good roids with only the most minimal side effects.
I've also heard that once men plateau in hormone production, say in their 40s-50s, the risk from a little HGH or T is pretty minimal, in the right circumstances.
Roids have come a long way, they also haven’t been studied since they are banned in sports so likely the side effects are overblown and not as bad as they were decades ago.
“You can have anything you want, but you can’t have everything you want” - American gladiators Lazer on having the surgery to remove fat from his roid titties
He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet
Perhaps what he wanted wasn’t a whore
He might have wanted to have kept looking then, these are not pics of people in love.
Bold of you to assume she isn’t a whore
R0cket_M00seWhy wouldnt he be? He’s got money, time, medically allocated testosterone, and personal trainers and chefs.
Once you have all of that it’s just dedication to putting the work in, if the average gym bro can muster it I’m sure he’s capable.
The wife he cheated on was way prettier. I don’t know what this dude was thinking.
diprount_tomato“Tony Stark” lol
Tony Stark titan of industry
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
Kalkaline They’re both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he’s being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he’s a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
They’re more like Tony Stank.
SubArcticTundraNah this time I bet it’ll be jousting
Penis jousting.
flying_monkiesSo, a cock fight?
Can we just put the lot of them in the Thunderdome yet?
PiecemakersHold my beer. I’m gonna go stencil “Thunderdome” on my wood chipper…
Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch for realsies.
Tbf I would definitely see Musk winning that by sole virtue of him being 15 years younger and having more body mass than bezos
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The last one fizzled out, so I bet you’re right.
Did vogue really post this?
remoteloveYeah. It’s gross.
Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R
Do we not like Vogue? Which Billionaire owns them?
You can like Vogue if you want. I don’t care.
When they publish a shit article that is designed to spin the image of those two assholes, it seems right not to give them click traffic.
Vogue is operated by Conde Naste which is owned by Advance Publications. Where there is a media conglomerate, there is no shortage of billionaires to shit on. So… All of them?
Wait - aren’t they the ones with Bon Appetit and that whole fiasco a couple years ago?
And Reddit? Yeah. Same ones.
Nah i just meant did they do something heinous?
For instance with the Wall Street Journal these days i am skeptical of everything they print, even though it is mostly the OP Eds that are full of billionaire propaganda
You’re becoming somewhat of a hero here, IWantToFuckSpez (gross name, by the way!)
driving_croonerMeanwhile Teen Vogue:
Makes sense. Uncle Karl is usually trendy with young adults, but its reaching the post-WTC Attacks era in the early-mid 2000s again, so there’s a lot of media outlets jumping on with “10 things” and “All you need to know” articles.
It’s funny. My father remembers the same thing during periods in the 70s and 80s where everyone was reading Communist Manifesto, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, The State of Revolution, etc. Seems to be when a young generation somewhere are unhappy with the way things are going and looking for alternatives. It’s excellent because it breaks the mould and reminds people that they have power and can influence change, liberty, and direction. It encourages people to consider things they did not know were options.
Atlas Shrugged really doesn’t belong into that list.
I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.
I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
RiccosuaveIt’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Don’t forget HGH!
Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.
Honestly, as much as I hate to admit it, so would I.
Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.
They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.
They just pull that bicep in Photoshop if the trt isn’t enough.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, in sure.
God damn, I was not expecting that, my first belly laugh today. Amazing artwork.
Aw isn’t she… precious.
Need more lip, cheek and eyebrow filler
Is that thing really his fiance?
Only her torso.
helenslunchI’ll never understand women who go shove needles in their face to look like they just got stung by bees all over their face or like they shoved basketballs under their chest, complete with horrific scars.
Jo MiranIs this Midjourney generated?
teftSame vibes:
FARTYSHARTBLASTNot even close.
EdgarallenpwnJeff: Merman, merman!
Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags