My 1 year old son has just started making noises when he plays with cars. He doesn’t say “brrrrm” or similar, he says “eeeee”. We own electric cars.

Think of it, a future where cars, buses, trucks, tractors go “eeeee” instead of “brrrrrm” in the minds of children.

#ElectricVehicles

So the responses to this are interesting! Some “kids are cute”, some “yay moving away from fossil fuels” and then some real bah humbug “cars are still terrible regardless, boo” responses that seem to think telling me this will help somehow?? Ah well. When there’s more than 2 buses a day to my rural village let me know ok

@CatherineFlick I’m sorry that your government considers “15-minute” to be hate speech.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2023/oct/07/15-minute-cities-rishi-sunak-tories-conspiracy-theory

‘This is political expediency’: how the Tories turned on 15-minute cities

Party appears to have embraced conspiracy theory that the greener, healthier, more sustainable way of life is a ‘sinister’ attack on freedom

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@CatherineFlick Yeah, we all know cars are far from ideal, but are a necessity for many of us. Electric bikes are exploding in popularity even in my backwater dumbfuckheap of a town; I'd like to see that trend continue.

When my lovely little Ford Cmax (average mpg this tank: 37.8mpg) finally turns its last revolution, I'd love to get an electric runabout like a Chevy Volt or Bolt, or maybe even a 2 seater quad bike with electric assist.

@CatherineFlick I reckon it's pretty cool. Makes you think about the things you grew up with and have embedded in your thinking that actually make no sense now. Modem dialling is a classic of our generation I guess. Physical bells (phones, door chimes, etc). And things that are gradually fading like ICE vehicles (almost all the taxis in central Cambridge are electric now), lawnmowers, whipper snippers...

I still can't help but like the growl of a big V8 though (but don't want to own one).

@CatherineFlick ah, dot matrix printers! The sound of a CRT degaussing. Coins dropping into a payphone or vending machine. Change jingling in your pocket (I really don't miss it, always hated the stuff.) Machines that didn't keep you up at night with unnecessarily bright blinking blue LEDs. Devices you could turn on and not have to wait for them to "boot" and make a little noise to tell you they're ready. Almost getting run over by idiots on silent "GoPuff" and "Just Eat" e-mopeds every day. 😅
@CatherineFlick to be frank, "think telling me this will help somehow" is not the standard by anyone posts on social media.
@CatherineFlick reminds me of my son’s VERY perplexed expression when I sang him a song about clocks going “tick-tock”.
@CatherineFlick those are the sounds of the gremlins that pedal on the inside.
@CatherineFlick Trains will always go choo choo.
@CatherineFlick maybe even the "shshshsh" of some lighter-engine public transit (LRT/trams/trolleys) and bikes...
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I don't wanna know how the sons of those who like "rolling coal" act instead..
@SharkAttak @CatherineFlick They run their matchbox monster trucks over other cars. I'm only about 75% joking
@CatherineFlick I love this! I too love the electric whine of newer cars. In IMSA racing in the US the top class of cars are now hybrids and some of them launch from the pits on electric only; it’s the coolest to see them start on electric and then explode into action: https://youtu.be/fPV6POyNMYk?t=44
One Cool Thing About IMSA's Cars: The Sound of Cadillac's EV Launches

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@jamiehs @CatherineFlick So that is why it’s called Formula eeeeee
@phneutral @CatherineFlick hehe, you joke, but we sim race an electric prototype from Porsche and the Discord where we coordinate is literally called that 🤣
@CatherineFlick like the subway!
@ShadSterling @CatherineFlick my kid as a toddler. oerfectly coying the sound of the incoming and outgoing s-bahn deewwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeewoo neeeeeeeeeeeeehiiiiiiiiii
@CatherineFlick @lisamelton
Right back to my childhood, and into that past’s future, when spaceships went “eeeee”… 🤩
@CatherineFlick I'm holding out for "Whuuummmuuummmumum! Pshaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!"
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It's not the big city which is noisy. It are the cars within on fossile fuel that are making most of the noise.
@englram, it's the cars within that are making most of the noise. All cars are noisy and produce pollution, regardless of traction. Most noise over a certain speed (40+ IIRC) comes from the tyres.
@CatherineFlick on the other hand, cars in movies still make a squealing brake noise when they just normally stop, even though they haven't been doing that in reality for decades. And some software still uses the floppy disk metaphor for "save" :-)
@CatherineFlick gosh, who would have thought we'd be witnessing the evolution of onomatopoeia? 😮
@CatherineFlick My 1yo son's vehicles sound like they have 1000 PS and were forged in the fires of mount doom.
@CatherineFlick our 2.5yo always “charges” his toy cars and never fuels them. His thinks gas stations are just for car washes. But he does fuel his trains which is a sad reflection of the lack of good train infrastructure in the US
@CatherineFlick my 3yo turn of her "imaginery phone" with 'boop!' finger tapping gesture 🫵
@CatherineFlick my friends 3yo loves to play at shops (sometimes it's a pharmacy, sometimes a post office, sometimes a fish and chip shop or ice cream shop). When it it comes time to pay, this is done by putting a flat palm on the counter and going "beep" - to them contactless is just how money works.
@CatherineFlick imagine a future that's not normalizing cars
@CatherineFlick the reason to do that will be awesome. I do think brrrm noises are cool though and will miss them!
@CatherineFlick @azrael2k Well, electric cars are still „cars“ that take away space from bikes and pedestrians in our crowded cities. How about „ssssss“ as sound from bikes or „taptap“ from people walking as real improvements… 😉
@CatherineFlick Think of a future where children don't think cars were toys.
@CatherineFlick for some reason, even people who grew up with these vehicles, manage only seldom to reproduce their propulsion sound range. 😂 https://youtu.be/f4BBvrMvT_A
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@CatherineFlick „Aaah don’t touch the lamp it’s hot. Oh wait, it’s cold. And no hot bulbs have been sold since 1 year before your birth.“
@CatherineFlick I was with friends some weeks ago who have a three-year-old child. They have a car but ride bikes more. The child brought some of his vehicles. All with four wheels. I asked it if it didn't have a toy bike. No. Yesterday the mother wrote to me that she had tried to buy toy bikes for very small children. There are none except from Playmobil. And she doesn't like Playmobil. I wish for a world where children play with bicycles! With or without an electric motor.

@exil_inselette @CatherineFlick Found a site where you can get cool Bikes as toys
https://www.cargoli.de/

Also love that kids are making new noices. Mine used to talk to their hand before they realized we hold a phone in our hand.

We once asked our kid if they would hear us if we watch some tv late a night. they just went "boo boom" (like Netflix starting...)

Cargoli - Lastenräder aus Holz als Spielzeug und Merchandising-Artikel

@CatherineFlick but somehow trains still go chuff chuff
@CatherineFlick 10 years ago, my son already played with electric trains… even did I, 50 years ago.#carsKill #thinkOfAFuture
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I suspect it'll take a while. Police cars and ambulances speeding past buses all sirens blaring are still called: "Nee-naws."
@CatherineFlick What strikes me most when I'm on the local electric bus is the silence when it's stationary at bus stops or traffic lights. It's positively eerie in comparison to the noise of an idling internal combustion engine.

@CatherineFlick There's a very short story by China Mieville that touches on something similar "The Rules"

https://www.tor.com/2015/08/04/book-reviews-three-moments-of-an-explosion-stories-by-china-mieville/

Exploring New Worlds: Three Moments of an Explosion by China Miéville

Short story collections can be divisive for an author’s fans. For some people, I imagine the feeling is comparable to waiting for your favorite band to put out a new full-length album and ins…

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@CatherineFlick that is literally the script of an electric car ad from about 6 years ago? I think it was Renault.
@CatherineFlick it reminds me of the time that I was playing telephone with my friends toddler and when I said ring ring instead of answering with the pinky and thumb handset motion, she swiped her palm and held it to her face.

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My neighbors' Hyundai Ioniq 5 EV makes a flying saucer "whooo".

This week I will put the studded snow tires on my car, so it will just make the sound of walking on broken glass.

@CatherineFlick This reminds of when (a long time ago) my young niece made a styrofoam replica of a camera for some school project. It was great, but we could not figure out what one square hole was.

"That's the USB port, dummy!"😂

@CatherineFlick Most kids when playing a locomotive still sound rather like an old black steam engined one, not like a Diesel or electric train. Maybe your kid will change when he sees a sports car with a more interesting sounding combustion engine. Or he will find it too loud and noisy, like myself when some young man tries to show off his car on the street.
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Ah, it took way less time than I thought! Glad to hear :)
https://twitter.com/lobau/status/747836955136667648?s=20
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Do you think in 20 years kids playing with little car toys won't know what "vroom vroom" means?

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@CatherineFlick
Personally, I want a future where cars go trrktrrktrrrk - the sound made by a bicycle (a Chopper for preference) fitted with a clicker (a plastic disk in the spokes, given away in a comic - ?Beano).
Electric cars are a menace for people with sight loss.
Our next car will be electric, and I will fit it with a clicker, if I can find one. Or turn the radio up and wind down the windows ...

@CatherineFlick also think about how, as cars and trucks get more quiet, the sound of a city will change. We've grown up learning that the natural sound of a busy city is...mostly related to the sound of internal combustion vehicles. Think about what our children's generation will unconsciously think of as the sound of a city -- more "eeeee" sounds from electric vehicles, and also perhaps...more sounds of nature and of people!

(There's a rather gross-er example of this: as bars and taverns started to ban indoor smoking, the smell of cigarette smoke in those places went away, and we learned that, in some sense, the "natural smell" of a bar or tavern was...that of urinal cakes! Which I guess is better than the smell of cigarette smoke...)

When I was a primary school kid, I could tell vehicle brand by engine noise. The following conversation made it into our family annals: "I hear a car, maybe that's aunt Käte coming." - "No way, grandpa. She has a beetle and that was an Opel."

Some almost 60 years later, car noise is mostly tire noise.

@ddrake @CatherineFlick

@CatherineFlick Children still do « Tchou tchou » when imitating trains so I'm not so sure about that.
@CatherineFlick or they finally play with trains again
@CatherineFlick @hobbitswife I wonder if I could make my EV sound like Spongebob Squarepants walking along.