Morgan GrubbNov 13, 2023
Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? An annual performance review where they raise your KPIs to eighteen tons.

St Peter don't you call me 'cos I can't go, but if you're free next Tuesday around 1, I could do a lunch meeting. Let me know and I'll book it in.

Nov 13, 2023 at 6:09amWeb
Show threadMike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Nov 13, 2023
I wrote a lot of emails today.
Show threadFor whom the Taco Bell tollsNov 13, 2023
@mike the KPI thing was always bullshit and everyone knows it. They gotta try and codify it with an official sounding acronym to get people to buy into it
Show threadAndrea RocealNov 13, 2023
@mike I owe my soul to this quarter’s OKRs.
Show threadLAURENNov 13, 2023
@mike @rubenerd nicely done 👏👏
Show threadSara Joy Nov 13, 2023

@mike

I ooowe my sooouuulll... to the retirement plan that I'll never get old enough to retire into