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SSFC KDT (MOVED)would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work
soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.
TMYK
And… How did you come to this conclusion?!
Semen is like 75% protein, between the sperm, amino acids, and other substances. Much of the rest is sugars. It's very very much like egg white.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
tbf... I first heard this from my high school biology teacher when someone asked him the calorie content of a guy's load
One person that upvoted me got the joke 😂 But thanks for the explanation.