Crunchy time rule - sh.itjust.works

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

And… How did you come to this conclusion?!

Semen is like 75% protein, between the sperm, amino acids, and other substances. Much of the rest is sugars. It's very very much like egg white.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

https://br.ifunny.co/picture/cooking-properties-the-cooking-properties-of-semen-are-similar-to-Z0o47KkI7

tbf... I first heard this from my high school biology teacher when someone asked him the calorie content of a guy's load

Semen - Wikipedia

One person that upvoted me got the joke 😂 But thanks for the explanation.