Crunchy time rule - sh.itjust.works

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

And… How did you come to this conclusion?!

When splooge dries it’s lost it’s water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it’s hot enough to melt, it won’t magically re-add the missing hydration

If she’d added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she’s after

Basic science, really

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

Semen is like 75% protein, between the sperm, amino acids, and other substances. Much of the rest is sugars. It's very very much like egg white.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

https://br.ifunny.co/picture/cooking-properties-the-cooking-properties-of-semen-are-similar-to-Z0o47KkI7

tbf... I first heard this from my high school biology teacher when someone asked him the calorie content of a guy's load

Semen - Wikipedia

One person that upvoted me got the joke 😂 But thanks for the explanation.
In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.
hmmm, like a tea bag
Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum …
She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.
Or a jar with rainbow dash in it
Just be the janitor at a porn viewing booth
I support her kinks.
would rehydrated cum even maintain it’s texture and taste
Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^
The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I’m all set bro
Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks
It’s just a breakfast idea

Abolish jail except for her.

Not horny jail, regular jail.

Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.
It’s something I’ve never understood… why do people do it in socks?
Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.