Oh boy I sure do hate this

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Oh boy I sure do hate this - Lemmy.World

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Aren’t porous materials like wood a bad idea for that use case?

There FAQ says:

Because we grind the dildos 3 times in a very complex process. So the wooden dildo is already silky smooth. In addition, our products are coated with a varnish. This means that the wood does not absorb any moisture, the varnish seals the wood completely and makes it impossible for splinters to come off.

(But I wouldn’t trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)

Sounds painful