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Oh boy I sure do hate this

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Oh boy I sure do hate this - Lemmy.World

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Nov 6, 2023 at 11:56amWeb
Show threadNounsAndWordsNov 6, 2023
Isn’t that where the “riding a broomstick” thing came from in the first place?
Show threadSeigestNov 6, 2023
I rember hearing this on the myths and legends podcast. They also lubed it with ground up herbs to get high.
Show threadplistigNov 6, 2023
You need German quality “brooms”: wood-fun.de/en
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Show threadjmcsNov 6, 2023
Aren’t porous materials like wood a bad idea for that use case?
Show threadhstdeNov 6, 2023
Not it you seal it with varnish
Show threadplistigNov 6, 2023

There FAQ says:

Because we grind the dildos 3 times in a very complex process. So the wooden dildo is already silky smooth. In addition, our products are coated with a varnish. This means that the wood does not absorb any moisture, the varnish seals the wood completely and makes it impossible for splinters to come off.

(But I wouldn’t trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)

Show threadPatapon EnjoyerNov 6, 2023
Sounds painful
Show threadRiskNov 6, 2023
PAIGE… yes?
Show threadLepseaNov 6, 2023
I don’t know that master splinter go out with a witch
Show threadRostbyNov 7, 2023
Genital warts