Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.

Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.

Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?

Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.

How’s the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity?