vamp07Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
FartsWithAnAccentWow, that sounds intensely creepy.
StreetdogE.g. You’d definitely wouldn’t want other people to know you’re into fart-stuff.
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
Me too buddy. ^Me^ ^too.^
RusticusI read this as your farts and sentient.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
Talking to them and hanging out with them is not the same as being sentient. Good try though
They talk back though
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyy^lmao^
Know what I like the most?
Cake farts.
Kids today don’t understand what it means to be cultured
Went to go see Book of Mormon yesterday w/ my wife.
She hadn’t seen it before. I went a few years ago, but she had the flu so I ended taking her brother at the last minute then.
I told her it’s from one of the creators of Southpark, and South Park is a lot tamer now than it was in the 90s. And that it’s on Broadway so it’s high-art. Which might work for a lot of the first act save for the occasional toilet or shock humor. Totally thrown out the window by the end though.
“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”
Brown queefs.
Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.
Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao
I nominate your comment for Creepiest Comment Of 2023.
Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
agent_flounderJesus Christ, Lemmy.
How’s the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity?
Jam
I’d assume taste
Panache and survivorship
You should really use a different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms death
Weird assumption. My mom’s still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad’s birthday and the day of his passing? You think I’m gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap?
Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant?
What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying.
1/10
Made me reply
Uranium3006Accountability?
its okay to touch your dick and watch porn you dumb cunt
How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?
That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao
Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.
Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.
BOMBSwtf? 😳
everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy