Will you marry me - Proposal
Will, You, Mary, Me -foursome request
Will, you marry me - Timetravler spoiling the future
Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself

Punctuation, it's THAT important!

@DocAtCDI only in a world without context
@bobbychill
You mean like the context you'd find written in a state's labor laws?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/09/us/dairy-drivers-oxford-comma-case-settlement-trnd/index.html
Turns out, punctuation is still important, even when completely surrounded by context.
@JamesDBartlett3 every comma you just used was superfluous smh
@bobbychill
Who hurt you?
@JamesDBartlett3 Miss D, 10th grade English
@bobbychill
Well, next time you run into Miss D., please let her know that commas are a perfectly acceptable means of punctuating the natural pauses that occur in English sentences, and though they may not be strictly necessary, they do help improve readability. https://www.thatgrammarsite.com/punctuating-pauses
Punctuating pauses | That Grammar Site

8th grade Common Core grammar requires students to choose the correct punctuation mark for different types of pauses. To learn more, visit That Grammar Site.

That Grammar Site
@JamesDBartlett3 too, many commas, enable lazy, and unclear, writing. If you, need, a comma, you, need, to revise.
@bobbychill On the contrary, a well-placed comma helps the reader follow the writer's cadence, ensuring that they can comprehend not just the literal meaning of the words themselves, but also the less tangible aspects of the writing, such as tone and tempo.
@bobbychill @JamesDBartlett3 Thereโ€˜s a whole world between no punctuation at all and ridiculously exaggerated amounts thereof.
BTW: This is true for any extremes. Many people nowadays seem to completely miss that.
@kjuh @JamesDBartlett3 sew how many commas you just used? The perfect amount!