Costume Party

HOST: What are you
ME: I'm a harp
HOST: Your costume's too small to be a harp
ME: Are you calling me a lyre

@LadyDragonfly @mrcompletely Itโ€™s a Halloween miracle! The first heady Masto joke I actually understood! ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿคฃ

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โ€˜Thatโ€™s a harp heโ€™s playing, Nobby,โ€™ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.

'Lyre.โ€™

'No, itโ€™s the honest truth, Iโ€™mโ€“โ€™ The fat guard frowned and looked down.

'Youโ€™ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ainโ€™t you, Nobby,โ€™ he said. 'I bet you was BORN hoping that one day someoneโ€™d say โ€œThatโ€™s a harpโ€ so you could say โ€œlyre,โ€ on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.โ€™

-Terry Pratchett, "Soul Music"

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