Costume Party
HOST: What are you
ME: I'm a harp
HOST: Your costume's too small to be a harp
ME: Are you calling me a lyre
Costume Party
HOST: What are you
ME: I'm a harp
HOST: Your costume's too small to be a harp
ME: Are you calling me a lyre
@matz ๐
โThatโs a harp heโs playing, Nobby,โ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.
'Lyre.โ
'No, itโs the honest truth, Iโmโโ The fat guard frowned and looked down.
'Youโve just been waiting all your life to say that, ainโt you, Nobby,โ he said. 'I bet you was BORN hoping that one day someoneโd say โThatโs a harpโ so you could say โlyre,โ on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.โ
-Terry Pratchett, "Soul Music"
HOST: Admit it: in crwth, you are.