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Costume Party
HOST: What are you
ME: I'm a harp
HOST: Your costume's too small to be a harp
ME: Are you calling me a lyre
morganth‘That’s a harp he’s playing, Nobby,’ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.
'Lyre.’
'No, it’s the honest truth, I’m–’ The fat guard frowned and looked down.
'You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Nobby,’ he said. 'I bet you was BORN hoping that one day someone’d say “That’s a harp” so you could say “lyre,” on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.’
-Terry Pratchett, "Soul Music"