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ADHDeanASLHey friends, it’s #NoVENNber! Let’s see those amazing Venn diagrams! Here’s one I found - unfortunately, I don’t know the source.
Edit: a couple friends did the legwork and let me know it’s an XKCD comic. Thanks, y’all!
Elzen@adhdeanasl @belore It's from xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/2090/
And it's technically not a Venn diagram:
https://xkcd.com/2721/
https://xkcd.com/2090/
And it's technically not a Venn diagram:
https://xkcd.com/2721/
@elzen thank you! And I technically don’t care whether it’s really one or not; It’s funny.
Charlie Stross@adhdeanasl Yeah, you know about that time the Australian Army took on their close cousins, emus, and lost? And they'd brought machine guns to the fight! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Izzy's Old Account@cstross @adhdeanasl I will have you know we won the second emu war!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Field,_South_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Field,_South_Australia
Ravensrod 🫖 🍰@cstross @adhdeanasl
Lucky they weren't taking on the roos 😁
https://archive.gamedev.net/archive/reference/articles/article1176.html
Lucky they weren't taking on the roos 😁
https://archive.gamedev.net/archive/reference/articles/article1176.html
MegatronicThronBanks@ravensrod @cstross @adhdeanasl
Sadly it's an old myth and never happened. But a good story nonetheless. (Clarification: the emulated kangaroos).
Sadly it's an old myth and never happened. But a good story nonetheless. (Clarification: the emulated kangaroos).
James Bartlett 
Armel hfor the first and last time
AstraLuma
Dianora (Diane Bruce)@adhdeanasl I'd add Canada geese (or any goose) as well as ostrich.
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦@adhdeanasl Here's the link in case anyone is interested: https://xkcd.com/2090/
D2@adhdeanasl love the sample. Can substitute goose or cassowary.
Grandpa Don
Noah Lovelady-Allen@adhdeanasl Must’ve been a sick ostrich
Carrie@adhdeanasl When I was a teenager in Florida, I encountered a large group of Sandhill cranes in a graveyard at night. Oddly terrifying.
@WeShall They were clearly there to laugh at their victims.
@adhdeanasl Beyond a doubt.
Androcat@adhdeanasl Or a goose, or a pigeon, or a magpie, or ...
Shit, they are all terrifying when angry.
Shit, they are all terrifying when angry.
Kickstink
Adam Jacobs 🇺🇦@adhdeanasl I think this is probably the best Venn diagram ever (sorry, also don't know the source)
Edit: turns out the source is Stephen Wildish.
Thank @eclectech for the link!
GuerillaGrueSoooo Santa leads the Spider-God's inquisition?
David Bruchmann
eclectech@statsguy @adhdeanasl oh I know who made that (it is excellent) - Stephen Wildish. More funny stuff here
Brian Dear[I'm just quietly celebrating that XKCD's author uses "people who" and not "people that"]
Mx. Luna Corbden 🐸@adhdeanasl @LibertyForward1 Or even just a mean rooster. We had one a bit like this, huge, that came up to my dad’s knees, with spurs about the length of your finger, that would aggro you wherever you entered the pen. You didn’t go in there without a stick and a big attitude.
LibertyForward1@corbden @adhdeanasl *shudder* could they be trimmed or filed down?
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)
Pterry@adhdeanasl well, thats one of my favourites, it has stayed with me since the early days of the pandemic. It's been titled "somehow we ended up here." #NoVENNber
ceoln
tripu
Slirt 
@slirt @adhdeanasl I think this is how fig flowers are fertilized and also W.A.S.P. is a pretty well known acronym. For details, there is always any search engine you prefer.
Michael Hamlin - 🏳️🌈@adhdeanasl My grandmother caught an ostrich and trapped it in our chicken coupe. lol Well, technically an Emu.
@hamlin81 That’s hardcore!
Beast of Bourbon 🩷💜💙
petur 😶🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
This is Hell
Robbie Łizhini@Jen_Lee this Vinn could also be for Mephiskapheles
@phact0rri omg this is 😚 👌
GinkelKarin 🇪🇺 🇺🇦🟥
Eric supports DEI!
Craig3010 🧀 🌽 🇺🇦 🌊@Jen_Lee @adhdeanasl But I love Fishbone
SarcastiCat
Jeremy Mallin@Plumbert @adhdeanasl
Geeks are carnival performers who do bizarre things like biting the heads off of bats.
Nerds are a brand of flavored sugar candy.
Eljay
Richie Enameller@adhdeanasl or a cassowary
Geräuschtasche@kroltanz @adhdeanasl Never fight these badasses.
QCATOPR 
"I Love Venn Diagrams" - 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
@timjclevenger That’s beautiful.
Rodrigo Duarte 🍕⚗️@adhdeanasl *also applies to geese and cassowaries* (not personal experience, luckily)
Rod_Rescueman
Sheepnik
Aad Schippers 🇪🇺
John Robinson
TerryB@aadschippers @adhdeanasl It's like the "What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a crocodile?" gag.
(You can reason with a crocodile).
(You can reason with a crocodile).