(I have no connections with doesthedogdie.com, I just think it's a cool and useful website.)

I'd like to nominate Guy Who Ragequit The Computer Chess Game for person to die first, please.

"oh hey there buddy, are you lost, just come on inside and we'll - SHIT HE'S GOT A BOX OF GRENADES"

George seems pretty chill for dude who just got shot in the leg.

"Maybe we're at war with Norway." Yeah, because they pissed us off with... I dunno, their sweaters? (Apologies to Norwegians for knowing fuck all about your country.)

"Oh hey looks like there's a storm coming. I'm sure this won't be a problem later."

god mac stop calling them swedes. you know there's like three other countries in scandanavia, right?

"That's not a human. That's a meat popsicle."

"oh cool, the norwegians built a snow fort! how come we never do fun stuff like that at our camp?"