Samuel BepisSitting down to watch The Thing (1982)
oh christ there's a dog.
which reminds me, I better check doesthedogdie.com first
(I have no connections with doesthedogdie.com, I just think it's a cool and useful website.)
I'd like to nominate Guy Who Ragequit The Computer Chess Game for person to die first, please.
"oh hey there buddy, are you lost, just come on inside and we'll - SHIT HE'S GOT A BOX OF GRENADES"
George seems pretty chill for dude who just got shot in the leg.
"Maybe we're at war with Norway." Yeah, because they pissed us off with... I dunno, their sweaters? (Apologies to Norwegians for knowing fuck all about your country.)
"Oh hey looks like there's a storm coming. I'm sure this won't be a problem later."
god mac stop calling them swedes. you know there's like three other countries in scandanavia, right?
"That's not a human. That's a meat popsicle."
"oh cool, the norwegians built a snow fort! how come we never do fun stuff like that at our camp?"
dang that was quick autopsy. starting to think this doctor might be bad at his job or something.
I assume they have the flamethrower for melting snow, and also in case they need to kill something with fire.
"It's probably nothing. You probably definitely weren't killed and replaced by a shapeshifting alien."
hey guys stop splitting the party did you not see what kind of movie this is
of course one of these dudes believes in ancient aliens.
so hang on, the doctor knew it wasn't dead and didn't say anything about it? these guys need to talk to each other so shit like this doesn't happen.
"okay so we *definitely* burned this one? It's *all the way dead* this time? are we sure?"
hey doc maybe if you'd *explained* why you're running around with a hatchet people wouldn't think you're crazy
that awkward moment when you realize you don't know someone well enough to tell if they're an alien imposter or not
mcreedy decided to stop in the middle of this alien invasion. shit to record a podcast