Wes Cosand
Meanwhile in Canada"If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape."
Debora Weber-Wulff@MeanwhileinCanada
If it moves and it shouldn't: use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should: apply WD-40. The only two tools an engineer really needs!
DataphonIf it doesn't move, the hammer was to small 🔨
Christopher 
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" - Red Green
The Mad Codger
Sir_Osis_of_Liver"Who needs to spend all that on a body shop repair when you have the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape." ~ Red Green, probably
Michael Cook@MeanwhileinCanada Tonight on Fox: when plastic surgery goes wrong.
Mx. Dudula the Dud@MeanwhileinCanada "Nah, that should polish out OK!"
Earth Notes@MeanwhileinCanada livestream of Western governments' transport and climate policy?
Scott Knowles@MeanwhileinCanada Spped tape is better. Used on commercial aircraft (over 600 mph) and used on NASCAR cars going over 200 mph. Not that that car can go 200 mph, but if it wanted, tape would keep the car together.
Json Doh
Björn Heiker
The1goit 
@MeanwhileinCanada have you tried Flex Tape, you need way less, and Phil Swift was in it's ad.
DJ Enno
Alexander Knochel
ChristineSaysHi@MeanwhileinCanada I'd have thought going ACROSS the bonnet/hood would be more effective, but I'm no mechanic.
Kelly Wheaton 
🦫💧🐸 🌻🌹@MeanwhileinCanada hope they never need to change the oil.
Seph 
VOTED@MeanwhileinCanada A real man's tool box only contains two things: Duct tape for the things that move and shouldn't, and WD40 for the things that don't move, but should.