Halloween is fun because you get to dress up as things that don't exist like ghosts or vampires or Republican House Speakers.
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But how would we even know what the last one looks like?
@OhNoSheTwitnt you have over 200 choices to make. Fun, isn't it?
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Republican House Speaker...?!?!?!?
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No, no...that's not kid safe. They are still developing. That kind of trauma can effect them for the rest of their lives. If you're going to do that, keep it to adult parties...18+ right?
@OhNoSheTwitnt I'm putting together my Republican moderate costume right now.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I exhaled slightly harder than usual upon reading this.

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if the latest one lasts 6 days you can go as a Commander of the Faithful.

#Gilead
#AmericanTaliban
#evilNedFlandersWithALawDegree
#insurrectionist