@lowqualityfacts das ist wahr ja

@lowqualityfacts frech. Ich bin nicht tot, nur ungepflegt

@lowqualityfacts it’s the langue of Precision Hell.

@lowqualityfacts ….but still very sexy.

@lowqualityfacts cool. I never knew what language the dead spoke.

@lowqualityfacts I dispute the notion that German is even a language.

@lowqualityfacts Which mainly due to the ban of kissing act in 1992, announced via video on MTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX-kH7KeAwU

@lowqualityfacts Mark Twain wrote: “My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years. It seems manifest, then, that the latter tongue ought to be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.”

@lowqualityfacts it's not dead, it just smells funny

@lowqualityfacts tot-ally

@lowqualityfacts Das sehe ich nicht so. :)

@lowqualityfacts There's actually a word in German that describes any technically dead language that remains widely in use both by governments and the porn industry.

@lowqualityfacts Every time there's a surprise capital letter in the middle of a sentence its life support machine beeps, keeping hope alive.

@lowqualityfacts oh that explains why I feel dead inside when I speak german! Ö

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Man muss viel Mut haben, das zu schreiben. Wie auch immer, du bist tot.

@lowqualityfacts kann ich durchaus so bestätigen.