Just saw that Kurt Cobain’s daughter married Tony Hawk’s son in a ceremony officiated by Michael Stipe and I’m pretty sure I might die from old age and turn into dust any second now.
@Whiskey_bottle This convergence should have tore open the space/time continuum where flowers exploded outward.
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@robertpi @Whiskey_bottle article also contains the fascinating information that this is Cobain's 2nd marriage. I am dead and rotting in the grave.
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Thanks, didn't actually read that far!
@jimbob @robertpi @Whiskey_bottle It's Halloween. You can go to the party as a zombie and not even have to wear a costume.
@Whiskey_bottle Turns out “Everybody Hurts” was actually a song about arthritis

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I witty friend called it "90s Mad Libs."

@Whiskey_bottle And now we wait for the kids' names
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That wedding sounds fully sick AND rad
@Whiskey_bottle I thought this was going to kick flip into a joke. Nevermind, maybe I haven't quite woken up yet and am still in an R.E.M. phase.
@Whiskey_bottle I read this and thought Tony Hawks? The bloke who dragged a fridge round Ireland?

@Whiskey_bottle My Psychology of Personality textbook had a whole chapter on Kurt Cobain teaching Adlerian psychoanalysis.

I mentioned to another student that this strangely bothered me, and his response was, "Who is Kurt Cobain?"

@Whiskey_bottle seriously! 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️