My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
@dgar So, they are eating your family while not using commas, but what *are* they? ;)
@dgar @slothdude For a moment I was wondering if commas is the German word for fork ๐Ÿ˜Š
@slothdude @dgar zombies, cannibals, and vampires, most likely
@dgar
Honestly, these ungrammatical cannibals are just the worst.
@andycymro
Theyโ€™re my favourite illiterate monsters!
๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ‘บ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
@dgar
Personally, I think that zombies who eschew the use of semi-colons are better.
@dgar Definitely need a comma after the word โ€œfamilyโ€!
@dgar Sometimes commas can confuse the matter.
@dgar Oh sorry. I use too many commas in my post.
@dgar Conclusion: if you're a cannibal then you can't count.
@dgar You can't eat your family if you haven't had any pudding!
@dgar
It's the semicolons that bother me