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Kedem
Oct 23, 2023
Dgar
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Slothdude
Oct 23, 2023
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So, they are eating your family while not using commas, but what *are* they? ;)
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Dgar
Oct 23, 2023
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#EnglishIsHard
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Dilman Dila
Oct 23, 2023
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For a moment I was wondering if commas is the German word for fork ๐
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Alexander Portnoy ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Oct 23, 2023
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English is easy to learn but difficult to master.
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Oct 23, 2023
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zombies, cannibals, and vampires, most likely
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Oct 23, 2023
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can relate
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John Caveney woke is me๐ ๏ธ
Oct 23, 2023
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๐ eats shoots and leavesโฆ..
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Panda!
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AndyCymro
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
Honestly, these ungrammatical cannibals are just the worst.
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Dgar
Oct 23, 2023
@andycymro
Theyโre my favourite illiterate monsters!
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AndyCymro
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
Personally, I think that zombies who eschew the use of semi-colons are better.
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John Beresford
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
What's the third thing?
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Dgar
Oct 23, 2023
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Graham Palmer
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
Definitely need a comma after the word โfamilyโ!
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Caddi
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
Sometimes commas can confuse the matter.
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Kotes
Oct 23, 2023
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Oh sorry. I use too many commas in my post.
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4censord
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
i love off-by-one errors
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Mike Torr
Oct 23, 2023
@dgar
Conclusion: if you're a cannibal then you can't count.
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E_Nonymouse
Oct 24, 2023
@dgar
You can't eat your family if you haven't had any pudding!
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zendao42
Oct 24, 2023
@dgar
It's the semicolons that bother me
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