Amish Super ModelSomeday son, THIS will ALL be yours…
*opens drawer full of miscellaneous condiment packets*
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)@AmishSuperModel "thanks for the sex Ed talk Dad"
Whispers "that explains my 12 siblings"
Domestic Supply 
In my office there's also an unused flowcharting template. I'm at least the second owner to unuse it.
Flowermob@AmishSuperModel what? The curtains?
ocdtrekkie@AmishSuperModel It blew my mind to discover these do *not* actually last forever. Ketchup packets less than five or six years old shockingly no longer contain red colored ketchup!
Ian Malcolm@AmishSuperModel
Had a similar thing with my father, but in his case it was a drawer full of assorted cables, dongles and power supplies for devices that no longer existed.
I hope to one day pass them on to my own kids.
Evan Light@AmishSuperModel @holytoastr Right above the drawers, plural, of useless cables, power adapters, and wall warts.