Julie SqveakarooFairy tales used to be used to scare children into compliance.
Now that we're adults (only in the technical sense, mind you), fairy tale creatures are sex workers.
Clearly our fear responses are borked.
This is not a complaint, just an observation.
Joy Miranda Stripes 🔞Fear and horny often go hand in hand, which frankly explains a lot about the horror movie genre
doephin@JulieSqveakaroo to be fair fear and fuck are weirdly close together in the brain
MomentRabbit, variant."I am *death*. I am *terror incarnate*. I am the *certainty* that merely catching my eye will *Stop.* *Your.* *Heart...*"
(*Sighs* and adjusts hir headset)
"And I'm all yours tonight for $19.95 plus seven dollars a minute, tolls and taxes extra. What'cha wearing, little lost lamb?"
Phorm The Vixdjinn@Momentrabbit @JulieSqveakaroo
"Fae creatures, wicked witches, even red hot dragons. They're all standing by to hear you PLEAD with them for your very lives."
"Call in the next fifteen minutes, and we'll throw in an irreversible curse, absolutely *free*."
@Momentrabbit @JulieSqveakaroo
"This month's special includes an absolutely stunning performance - A long form storytelling experience by one of our most talented Slavic cryptids, told in collaboration with none other than Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta."
"That's right, don't miss your chance to see Baba Yaga's Gaga Saga."
@Phorm @Momentrabbit ... this is better than I could have hoped for!
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