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I AM PRACTICALLY A VAMPIRE. CANONICALLY IMMORTAL, FEASTS ON THE LIVING, LIMITLESS SEX APPEAL, SICK CAPE. CHECK FUCKING MATE.
Oct 18, 2023 at 4:07amWeb
Show threadLRRR Oct 18, 2023
I EVEN HAVE MY OWN IGOR/RENFIELD UNDERLING IN HUMAN GHOSTWRITER.
Show threadLRRR Oct 18, 2023
SOME VAMPIRE THINGS ARE JUST NORMAL THINGS. I WON'T COME INTO YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT AN INVITATION BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING RAISED RIGHT. GARLIC ALLERGIES ARE RARE BUT REAL. ANYTHING WILL DIE IF YOU STAB IT THROUGH THE HEART WITH A STICK.
Show threadFKA Farah Oct 18, 2023

@LRRRonEarth The last one is very true!

Unless it’s a werewolf, you gotta use them silver stuff

And head/brain shot for zombies

Weird…. It’s almost like you have hurt them what they crave..

Show threadLRRR Oct 18, 2023
@farah I JUST FEEL LIKE NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO STAB A WEREWOLF THROUGH THE HEART. I BET IT WOULD WORK.
Show threadThe Addams CoyotyOct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @farah Not many people survive to get close enough. Silver bullets provide distance. Technically, they're distance stabbing.
Show threaddragonfrogOct 18, 2023

@farah @LRRRonEarth

I am pretty confident I am not a werewolf, but if someone shot me with a silver bullet I don't think it would go well for me.

Show threadAnnette C. BoehmOct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth ... I never thought of it that way. Maybe... maybe we're all vampires?
Show threadRenéeOct 18, 2023
@ferngirl The real vampires were the friends we met and stabbed along the way.
@LRRRonEarth
Show threadDogzillaOct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @the_etrain All true, but explain the fact you have no reflection
Show threadKatie (pen for hire)Oct 18, 2023

@LRRRonEarth
I AM allergic to garlic.
I burn with in minutes of sun exposure.
I find it rude to walk in places uninvited.
I dislike my heart getting poked with sticks.
I like take pieces of home with me when I travel
I would love to avoid sticky social situations by turning into a cloud of bats.

So yes, bt those measures, I am a Vampyre

Show threadPēteris KrišjānisOct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth shhhhhh, let us have these things
Show threadThe Evil Chocolate Cookie moveOct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth right? Anyone who doesn’t realize that last one should have the word stupid permanently stamped on their forehead and everywhere else
Show threadStrypeyOct 18, 2023

@LRRRonEarth
> SOME VAMPIRE THINGS ARE JUST NORMAL THINGS... ANYTHING WILL DIE IF YOU STAB IT THROUGH THE HEART WITH A STICK

That's a really good point!

Show threadAlexander KnochelOct 19, 2023
@LRRRonEarth Normalizing Vampires: woke agenda or problematic wedge tactic?
Show threadBig Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴Oct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth
Show threadMiriam2k22Oct 18, 2023
@LRRRonEarth Congrats on the Halloween Name! 😁💜