Jon Mather
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Filthius@SmudgeTheInsultCat I was in a drunken, yet passionate argument on this topic about 25 years ago.
Draken BlackKnight@SmudgeTheInsultCat
What about the Romulans, Cardassians, Ferengi, Orions, Jem'Hadar, Kazar, etc.?
What about the Romulans, Cardassians, Ferengi, Orions, Jem'Hadar, Kazar, etc.?
Gemma 👽@drakenblackknight
The ferengi use — if I’ve understood correctly — a mossgrain flatbread pasted with tube grub puré.
The ferengi use — if I’ve understood correctly — a mossgrain flatbread pasted with tube grub puré.
@prettyhuman
Before or after the females chew it for them?
Before or after the females chew it for them?
@drakenblackknight naturally chewn by a female. Listen, when they say tube grub puré… That’s what that means.
Reiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@drakenblackknight @SmudgeTheInsultCat bread with something on one side which should not touch the ground is a universal dish, like thin dough bags filled with something. Almost any culture has developed something like that. Yautse, Pirogue, Maultaschen, etc
SilvertipGrizz@SmudgeTheInsultCat ……… live and learn (0;=
SparkleTeaThis explains so much. 😎
Steve's Place@SmudgeTheInsultCat Oh. I always thought they flung Mr. Data out of an airlock into empty space. Whichever way he was oriented after he stopped spinning and screaming was up. I stand corrected. Buttered toast it is.
Doug 🌈🇨🇦 
@SmudgeTheInsultCat I always wondered
2¢@SmudgeTheInsultCat I saw an episode where a saboteur strapped the toast to a cat's back.
Flowermob@SmudgeTheInsultCat What about the Romulans?
Your Future Ex@SmudgeTheInsultCat FINALLY! A reasonable and completely logical explanation.
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Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)
Claus Hesseling
Migrated to tenforward.social@SmudgeTheInsultCat I’m pretty sure those are not real Klingon food. @MissPixiePancake
Andrew@SmudgeTheInsultCat the Kzinti are able to do this manually
DerGinko
dxzdb@SmudgeTheInsultCat This skit from Alasdair Beckett-King does a good job of this too. Starts at 0.26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9W7pvOLxmQ
Every Episode of Popular Space Show™
Sarathai@SmudgeTheInsultCat That is the reason why Riker, in "All good things", disabled the buttered toast before attacking the Klingons from below.
Pleidos@SmudgeTheInsultCat that was the reason to invent replicators for food. Dropping the toasts leads to severe wear (aka crumbling) and the crews got tired of smearing new ones.
Stygian Lizard@SmudgeTheInsultCat I'm irrationally mad that all the ships approach at the same angle now, as if all the solar systems were on the same plane. Fuck Earthen studios with Earth gravity!
BlackCatRanch
Supertree@SmudgeTheInsultCat ships exploding in space is really the antimatter toast leaking out and eventually collapsing everything
H. Mantegazzi@SmudgeTheInsultCat universal edible gyroscope
Ellen Saunders@SmudgeTheInsultCat Galaxy class require an entire pizza.
Boutros CarringBush@SmudgeTheInsultCat So nothing to do with the cost of the star ship?