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@lowqualityfacts black belts are inherited since the karate creation, it’s the japanese Highlanders
@lowqualityfacts The easy part is the fight to the death. The hard part is taking over the Dojo's lease at the strip mall in Albuquerque.
@lowqualityfacts They're putting out an APB for 7th generation lineage masters.
@lowqualityfacts pass I'll stay where I am at, he doesn't hold back and I have been hurt lol

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That's one of the reasons I don't have a black belt. I don't have the business sense to take over the dojo.

(The other reason is that I've never actually studied a martial art.)

@lowqualityfacts Keanu Reaves had to fight to the death 4 different masters in his training for The Matrix. The Kung Fu guy nearly got him, which was why he mentioned knowing Kung Fu in the 1st movie.
@lowqualityfacts There’s a loophole where you can get the belt by defeating a sensei who is a teacher, doctor, or novelist. Ryūnosuke Akutagawa won a black belt from Natsume Sōseki that way.
@lowqualityfacts can't they just ink the belt?
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I can confirm that.
That is exactly my excuse to remain a first kyu and always escape the first dan exam.
@lowqualityfacts this is why there is only one black belt at a time.