I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I just like eating candy in a dark room where no one’s allowed to talk to me.
@MostlyHarmless And it’s *much* cheaper to do that at home!
@MostlyHarmless Hah! 🙌 Please publish a book of your Deep Thoughts.
@isophetry @MostlyHarmless He can title the book “Viral Tweets I Copied Word For Word”