Found in my archive:

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 7+9?

Me: Zero

Interviewer: No, it's 16.

Me: Ok, 16.

Interviewer: What's 10+20?

Me: 16

@spaf This is one of those jokes that can impart a more direct understanding of its subject than a straight up explanation.
@spaf this makes me laugh everytime...
@spaf Aha! Now I see why people who lucky to buy something "big" like house or car complain they see rain of ads offering them to buy another one for months after that!
Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow

interviewer: Welcome, can I get you coffee or anything? Do you need a break? me: No, I've probably had too much coffee already! interviewer: Great, great. And are you OK with writing code on the...

Joel Grus
@niplav That is delightful! And frightening.
@spaf Oh no! Superhuman math abilities will destroy human race. Unless you grant me a monopoly!

@spaf

Interviewer: great, welcome on the team.

@spaf I wonder if there’s already a term that accountable, legitimate AI programmers use to describe ‘AI learning how to imitate people by watching other AI try to imitate people’ because ‘inbreeding/racism’ surely can’t work.

@spaf

“What’s your biggest strength?”

“I once had my strength at 20, with racial bonuses”

“Oh damn.

“I mained Sorcerer…”

“Oh…damn.”

@spaf «Here’s what I found on the web about ‘what is 7+9?’»

@toriver @spaf
Examiner: “What does 2+2 taste like?”

Human Candidate: “That question is inherently absurd, with an undefinable answer.”

Artificial Idiot: “As with all exotic dishes, 2+2 tastes like chicken.”