FacelikeapotatoOnly cats
FuglyDuck“Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens”
ALostInquirerPerhaps it’s exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?
lamentdecaySalad? You mean the cat's box?
recursive_recursion [they/them]Cat: it’s because of that one time you said
“You’re so cute I could eat-ya!”
“You’re so cute I could eat-ya!”
iltoroargentoThey just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.
spittingimage“Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?” A sentence I never thought I’d have reason to say.
Nah...this applies equally to kids as well.
"What's in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?"
"A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box..."
"Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?"
Really, almost anything you say to a cat you'd likely also say to a kid at some point.
“Stop shitting in the corner you animal”
they're just making sure you get your recommended DV amount of toxoplasmosis
ThtevenSmells fresh and cool. I’d sleep on a salad if I could.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.
LaFinlandiaCats wants to touch grass. 😿
kratoz29Do we have a cats are liquid community?
bleuthootLooks like there is one at [email protected]
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So that’s how those links work.
Good bot.
And neither of those work for me!
Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?
“If I fits, I sits.”
– Every Cat Ever
roonHe’s literally ON his diet
Marxism-FennekinismYou told him to touch grass once.