FiveRon DeSantis appears to be wearing extreme heel lifts and is having trouble walking in them
xc2215xThe taller candidate wins most presidential elections…
Uneducated people that don’t know that who causation/correlation thing thinks that means uses tricks to look taller helps their chances.
It probably has more to do with being taller as a kid too where other kids looked to you as a leader and you dominated sports/games. That stuff snowballs into lifelong confidence and advantages in k-12 means advantages in college, and a springboard into a career.
DeSantis thinks it’s the same as wearing high heels in public without practicing first.
Guy IngonitoExplore the birthdates of professional athletes, and you’ll notice a significant cluster in January and February. It often begins with kids playing sports together in school. As slightly older children tend to have a size advantage, parents and coaches start to take notice, focusing more attention on these “promising” young athletes.
Huh?
Maybe we’re from different countries. In America it’s not about calendar year, it’s about school year. So if you’re 6 years old in August, you start 1st grade. Some kids are 6 years 0 months, and some are 6 years and 11 months. They all go to the same class.
Close to the cutoff and some parents will hold back or get them in early.
Depends on the state. NY for example goes by the calendar year.
That’s exactly why this happens. At young ages, even an extra six months can give you a huge leg up in sports. So coaches see a first grader performing really well – because they have that six month advantage – and hype them up, which ends up snow balling.
I love when someone is belligerently wrong and down votes people that are correct. Go back to Reddit
Are you complaining about me?
Your comment already has a down vote, and you’re agreeing what I first said… And I don’t see anything belligerent in my comment.
But I dont know who else you’d be complaining about, I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about.
My bad I assumed it was you and I’ve been drinking. I’m sorry dude
swab148Good on you to admit a mistake and apologize.
gregorumYou’re short. It’s not a big deal.
ivanafterallWould it be okay if we put your hands on top of mine? Like they're my hands? Yes, that looks like my hands. For the website! We're lawyers!
The picture alone made me laugh. His character steals every scene he's in.
I also like the (jewish?) lawyer. He’s basically the only one who constantly wins over the gang.
The duel scene was gold.
Just like his idol, Putin.
Fucking clown shoes.
Very on brand
The AssmanCame here to type those exact words 💀 what an absolute dork
This is what Putin does too.
The state of US politics, with the GOP in particular, has devolved into a clown show of 3rd world proportions.
queermunist she/herNothing wrong with wanting to make that booty pop
Plot twist: Its not about the height, its about the bootylicious popping.
NeatoWearing heals ain't easy. He should just embrace it and get some 6" platform kinky boots.
driving_croonerThey’re not heels, They’re gender affirming shoes.
Ironically you could make a valid argument he is crossdressing which might actually be enough to turn his shitty fucking base on him. Start a rumor his name is Rachel Santiago an illegal Colombian immigrant who went transgender drug mule to escape prosecution for homosexual prostitution only to enter the us setup a fake name he took from a gold star family and made his fortune providing backalley abortions but only for whites.
You’re supposing that they apply the same standards to themselves and their politicians to everyone else.
Ronda Santis
Rhonda Sandtits
This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥Bags of sands
Uranium3006Arrest desantis for doing a drag performance in public. Kids watch these debates too you know
Don’t legitimize their garbage talking points, he’s just trying to emulate his orange idol
You think pointing out the dumb hypocrisy of those talking points and lack of principles of those espousing them legitimises them?
Can we just start calling them what they are? High heels.
Thank you.
Just looks like black KKKowboy boots to me.
Altima NEOWhy are the toes so curled up?
Nothing in them and leather has a memory.
Size 14 lifted shoes on a size 8 foot. I used to sell shoes and I’d see it all the time from red cap customers
Symptoms include driving a dually crew cab to the office and thinking you will never need health insurance.
Damn if that doesn’t spark more than a few memories. I’d measure a dude and he’d insist on a size 12 safety toe when he measures 8.5 at best so his toe was behind the protective device… genius.
agent_flounderThey look like cowboy boots to me. Which usually have a pretty good sized heel on them. The ones I’ve had tend to curl up some although his may be poorly maintained too.
cowboyhardware.com/…/how-not-to-wear-cowboy-boots…
Also, fuck that psychopathic fascist.
Yeah you can see the outline on his pants. But still this is unusually curled, like his toes don’t reach that far.
That’s because he has hooves (along with horns and a forked tail)
Why are the toes so curled up?
Maybe he's an elf.
Gender affirming care you say?
Manlets never learn.
That’s what happens when you have hooves instead of feet.
What an odd little man. Democrats should hire Oompa Loompas to follow him around and sing songs about this sad clown.
That sounds like some Hunter S Thompson shenanigans
What’s Johnny Depp doing these days? I’m certain he could effectively channel H.S.T., Willy Wonka, and maybe a splash of Jack Sparrow and Guy Lapoint, while portraying the tallest oompa loompa ever.
Frog-BrawlerThat sounds like something the FL DNC would spend money on.
Seriously? Of all the things to take this… person, to task for, people are bringing up his shoes?
Can’t we just let people wear whatever shoes they want? I know DeSantis is fully the type to try and arrest somebody for wearing the wrong shoes. Which is my point.
It’s funny because he’s clearly insecure about his height. No one would even care if he was short. (At least on the logical, reasonable side of the isle). I wonder if Republicans would give a shit or if this shit the typical F-550 with a lift kit mentality they all have.
mrbubblesortCan’t we just let people wear whatever shoes they want?
We can if he can. But since he's an asshole about it, anything said against him is fair game. As they say, don't start nothin, won't be nothin
No one cares if he’s short. Literally, no one but him.
The part that makes this somewhat interesting is the shear amount of insecurity that would lead a man to wear heels in attempted incognito.
That’s a fairly alarming amount of insecurity for someone holding a large amount of power, and seeking more.
DessertStormsI think the problem goes way deeper. Just like Donald Trumps lifts and Vladimir Putin's lift. These people rule the world and that's what they are concerned about.
No, he’s an asshole. If he’s insecure about his height then hammer him on it. Call out his weird shit, ol Pudding Three Fingers deserves it in spades.
I can’t imagine giving a fuck, let alone wearing corrective shoes.
Hell I’m balding, so I must shave my head. I like it, other than the possible implications of my support for shitbsgs
Bruh! Same boat. In 2019 I had a receding hairline and the same cut as that Charlottesville douchebag that was plastered everywhere.
Now I just gotta shave it. Pretty pissed at the alt-right for ruining the one of the very few haircuts I could pull off (amongst MANY other things).
We gotta take it back! Just like the phrase “porch monkey!” Take it all back from the racists and haters! Be like Randall!