Micro SF/F by O. WestinOct 4, 2023

I noticed a new god in the temple.

"Who are you offering to?" it asked.

I listed them all, the gods of rising bread, of health, and all the others.

"Offer to me only, and I will share with all of them."

It was convenient, but now there is only one god, and my bread will not rise.
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Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerOct 4, 2023
@MicroSFF I can't tell if this is about Google or Passover.
Show threadLauren LeFey (kink mode)
@WearsHats @MicroSFF
"Hey Google, how do I get out of Mitzrayim?" 
Oct 4, 2023 at 2:31pmWeb
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerOct 4, 2023
@LaurenLeFey @MicroSFF Ah, is *that* why they were wandering for 40 years? Moses was using Apple Maps?
Show threadLauren LeFey (kink mode)Oct 4, 2023
@WearsHats @MicroSFF Probably OpenStreetMap, they didn't have a lot of contributors in the Promised Land yet 😂
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerOct 4, 2023
@LaurenLeFey That's a good point. I was just thinking that Apple has a long history of leading people astray. Starting with Eve.
Show threadLauren LeFey (kink mode)Oct 4, 2023
@WearsHats I was going to say that Google has clearly eaten of the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but then thinking about how they've treated their slogan.... maybe not 😅