don't trust a guy called "smelly john". i hired this creep to stink up my buddy's bachelor party. i let him know i was expecting something rancid something that could burn your eyes and get stuck to the furniture. guy shows up smelling like he just took a shower with dove ultra fresh 2 in 1 body wash. breath like Listerine and mint toothpaste. dressed to the 9s. man had a hint of rosemary to him. we kicked him out after 5 minutes. waste of my fucking time.