met the real life reddit snoo alien the other day. he was in one of those stupid little places that has like the gay pancakes and the sex ice cream and whatnot. he was clearly wasted and very loudly asking the server to put "a little extra cream in the ice cream if you get what i mean". they threw him out and he sat on the curb and i decided to sit and talk with him for a bit. he told me he was contemplating suicide. he was telling this long story but i had to go the the doctors so i left.