At the backend of last week, a scrote on a moped with no lights crashed into my car (which was parked stationary, overnight) and put his head through my windscreen.

A neighbour got it on CCTV, so I filed a police report and told them I had footage. I got an email today to say that they wouldn’t be investigating. They didn’t even request the footage 🙄

The only positive is that he didn’t have a helmet on, so I gather he will have had a bastard of a headache the next morning.